Episode 1
Blinded with Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
Feb 1, 2024
After returning from summer break, the students of Clone High become acquainted with their new science teacher, Professor Hirsute. Meanwhile, a newly friendless Joan receives an invite from the only club that will take her as a member.
Episode 2
Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
Feb 1, 2024
Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career… in competitive snorkeling.
Episode 3
Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
Feb 1, 2024
While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt after her tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan – and the Lord – for advice.
Episode 4
The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
Feb 1, 2024
When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree… that soon gets out of hand.
Episode 5
Money Can Buy Me Love: Stupid Is as Cupid Does
Feb 1, 2024
As Valentine’s Day nears, Confucius and Joan con Harriet into thinking they’re a couple. Meanwhile, Scudworth swoons over an old nemesis.
Episode 6
Go Yell It on the Mountain: Snow Way Out
Feb 1, 2024
Tensions mount on a ski trip to Avalanche Mountain, threatening love triangles, bromances… and Mr. B’s sanity.
Episode 7
Grave Mistakes: The Virgin Homicides
Feb 1, 2024
Tasked with creating a new batch of clones, Scudworth and Mr. B realize they may be past their gravedigging prime. Then, Joan leads the charge to stop an illicit cemetery rendezvous before Abe loses everything… except his virginity.
Episode 8
Cyranos: A Portmant-Opus
Feb 1, 2024
After Scudworth imposes mandatory Parent-Principal conferences on the student-body, Confucius enlists his feuding friends to fill in for his absentee foster parents. To win over Frida’s dad, Harriet helps give Cleo an epic make-under.
Episode 9
Cloney Island: Twist!
Feb 1, 2024
After noticing Scudworth’s stranger-than-usual behavior, the clones uncover a tale of rival theme parks, romance, and revenge… all within the pages of his diary.
Episode 10
The Cloniest Place on Earth: Missile While You Work
Feb 1, 2024
Joan, Abe, and the rest of the gang find themselves saddled with summer jobs at the theme park of Scudworth’s childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Candide’s plan to wipe Cloney Island off the map threatens the future of Clone High.
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