Episode 1
Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Sep 9, 2019
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Episode 2
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
Sep 9, 2019
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Episode 3
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Oct 14, 2019
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Episode 4
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Oct 21, 2019
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Episode 5
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Oct 28, 2019
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Episode 6
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Nov 4, 2019
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Episode 7
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Nov 11, 2019
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Episode 8
Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Nov 18, 2019
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Episode 9
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Nov 25, 2019
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Episode 10
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Dec 2, 2019
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Episode 11
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Dec 9, 2019
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Episode 12
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Dec 16, 2019
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Episode 13
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
Dec 23, 2019
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Episode 14
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
Dec 30, 2019
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Episode 15
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Jan 6, 2020
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Episode 16
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Jan 6, 2020
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Episode 17
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Jan 13, 2020
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Episode 18
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Jan 20, 2020
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Episode 19
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Jan 27, 2020
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Episode 20
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
Feb 3, 2020
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Episode 21
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Feb 10, 2020
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Episode 22
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Feb 17, 2020
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Episode 23
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Feb 24, 2020
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
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