Episode 1
ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS
Jan 3, 2013
The interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by next week I want to see #RIHNIHTWGIMHF trending on Twitter.
Episode 2
I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?
Jan 4, 2013
The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.
Episode 3
‘CALL ME MAYBE’ IS NOT CRAZY!
Jan 10, 2013
I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!
Episode 4
ONE DIRECTION: MOST LITERAL BAND NAME EVER
Jan 16, 2013
I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...
Episode 5
GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SURE
Jan 22, 2013
Hey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.
Episode 6
HONEY BOO BOO, BACON AND THE APOCALYPSE
Jan 30, 2013
There are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...
Episode 7
INSTAGRAM BREAKFAST CEREAL
Feb 14, 2013
I'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…
Episode 8
THE DOOF REPLIES
Feb 21, 2013
So for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.
Episode 9
THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY'
Feb 28, 2013
So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.
Episode 10
DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES
Mar 7, 2013
The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.
Episode 11
IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS
Mar 14, 2013
HAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!
Episode 12
GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOF
Mar 28, 2013
What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!
Episode 13
HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON, AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
Apr 8, 2013
So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.
Episode 14
THE DOOF IS DUE
May 17, 2013
Okay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this…
Episode 15
DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS, AND MISERY
Jul 11, 2013
I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.
Episode 16
BABY BIEBER FEVER
Jul 18, 2013
Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!
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