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Episode 1
The Rules of Content
Jun 12, 2026
Tao reimagines the Olympics. Amanda exalts raunchy novels. Kwesi criticizes the English language.
Episode 2
Bonk and Vibes
Jun 26, 2026
Lauren slams city-as-personality behavior. Zach praises LARP. Oscar reclaims the pride flag.
Episode 3
Choppedness Cannot Be Outrun
Jul 10, 2026
Dylan discusses representatwin. Vivian puts the slay in legislature. Kylie warns of the robot wars.
Episode 4
The Power of Words
Jul 24, 2026
Angela pleads for consistent sizing. Kendhal reveals a surprising connection. Josh weaponizes words.
Episode 5
Tax the Tall
Aug 7, 2026
Jordan decriminalizes feet. Jerah asserts short king supremacy. Brett explains chill allyship.
Episode 6
You Cannot Be You Without Yourself
Aug 21, 2026
Rachel argues for Rumspringa. Maame-Yaa creates a new dating app. Joey praises solo movie viewing.
Episode 7
A Rorschach Test But On Their Face
Sep 4, 2026
Danielle ends anti-glasses propaganda. Zeke rates White rappers. Joey reevaluates Columbus Day.
Episode 8
One to Two Is Fine
Sep 18, 2026
Paul examines funny numbers. Dhruv presents rules for the group chat. Waleed creates a new religion.
Episode 9
That's a Bang-Off
Oct 2, 2026
Roz raves about aliens. Rashawn assesses rad rooms. Talia advocates for bangs.
Episode 10
The Tip of the Porcelain
Oct 16, 2026
Corin evaluates bathrooms. Jeff redesigns the stages of grief. Ryan improves the jumbotron.
Episode 11
A Conflict of Interests
Oct 30, 2026
Londale updates the Magical Negro. Catherine explains sapphic breakups. Grant makes an acting reel.
Episode 12
Episode 12
Nov 13, 2026
Episode 13
Episode 13
Nov 27, 2026
Episode 14
Episode 14
Dec 11, 2026
Episode 15
Episode 15
Dec 25, 2026