Episode 1
Two Down, One to Go
Sep 14, 1993
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm, the two have a revealing mother-daughter chat, and Roseanne returns home with a plan.
Episode 2
The Mommy's Curse
Sep 21, 1993
Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Meanwhile, Jackie jumps back into the dating arena.
Episode 3
Party Politics
Sep 28, 1993
Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.
Episode 4
A Stash from the Past
Oct 5, 1993
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.
Episode 5
Be My Baby
Oct 19, 1993
After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting -- and Fred is the unknowing father.
Episode 6
Halloween V
Oct 26, 1993
Halloween at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne discovers that Darlene and David are each dating others.
Episode 7
Homeward Bound
Nov 2, 1993
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover he's been spending too much time behind locked doors.
Episode 8
Guilt by Imagination
Nov 9, 1993
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
Episode 9
Homecoming
Nov 16, 1993
Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that there's trouble in paradise, so Roseanne schemes to break them up.
Episode 10
Thanksgiving '93
Nov 23, 1993
The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary revealing Bev's secret about her marriage.
Episode 11
The Driver's Seat
Nov 30, 1993
Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's car is stolen -- by D.J., and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child, while Dan blames her anger on work stress.
Episode 12
White Trash Christmas
Dec 14, 1993
Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the check they have given her for college to Mark and takes a job as a waitress in a tacky bar.
Episode 13
Suck Up Or Shut Up
Jan 4, 1994
Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving D.J. high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also belongs. Meanwhile, Mark drops a bombshell on Becky when Dan discovers that he has dropped out of school.
Episode 14
Busted
Jan 11, 1994
Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them.
Episode 15
David vs Goliath
Feb 1, 1994
Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out; Jackie refuses to take money for the baby from Fred; Roseanne and Becky try to pressure Dan to hire Mark.
Episode 16
Everyone Comes To Jackie's
Feb 8, 1994
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
Episode 17
Don't Make Room for Daddy
Feb 15, 1994
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease David for being unmanly.
Episode 18
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Mar 1, 1994
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile, back home, Becky's old flame gives Mark reason to distrust Becky.
Episode 19
Labor Day
Mar 8, 1994
Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.
Episode 20
Past Imperfect
Mar 22, 1994
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment, Dan and Roseanne argue about covering it; meanwhile, Fred becomes concerned about Jackie's sexual past.
Episode 21
Lies My Father Told Me
Mar 29, 1994
Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.
Episode 22
I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
May 3, 1994
Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.
Episode 23
Body by Jake
May 10, 1994
Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having sex.
Episode 24
Isn't It Romantic?
May 17, 1994
Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Dan, then turns to fantasy; Mark and David struggle with the concepts of feminism.
Episode 25
Altar Egos
May 24, 1994
Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls the moment of clarity, a case of the jitters that affects some men just before the big day. But what's really bothering Fred is his belief that Jackie has feelings for someone she sees almost every day and whom she is always asking to come over and fix stuff, none other than Dan.
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