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Episode 1
Am I The Asshole?
Mar 8, 2023
A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...
Episode 2
Good Advice?
Mar 12, 2023
Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!
Episode 3
The Shoe Game
Mar 16, 2023
Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.
Episode 4
The Fairest Episode Ever
Mar 19, 2023
Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.
Episode 5
Just Relax
Mar 23, 2023
If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.
Episode 6
Self Actualization
Mar 26, 2023
Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.
Episode 7
Wonders Of Our World
Mar 30, 2023
Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.
Episode 8
Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
Apr 2, 2023
Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.
Episode 9
Would You Rather (Part 2)
Apr 6, 2023
The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.
Episode 10
Our Firsts
Apr 9, 2023
Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.
Episode 11
Wade's Questions
Apr 13, 2023
Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.
Episode 12
Million Dollars, But...
Apr 16, 2023
Mark offers the guys 1 million dollars, but for weird consequences. The coin flip at the beginning? Nah, that's not important at all.
Episode 13
Who's Better
Apr 20, 2023
Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?
Episode 14
Riddles & Rhymes
Apr 23, 2023
Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...
Episode 15
Ohio Stuff
Apr 27, 2023
The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.
Episode 16
Bread
Apr 30, 2023
Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.
Episode 17
Three Peens In A Pod
May 4, 2023
Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?
Episode 18
The Wheel Of Fate
May 7, 2023
A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.
Episode 19
Will You Press The Button?
May 11, 2023
You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.
Episode 20
Hypocrisy?
May 14, 2023
The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!
Episode 21
Artificial Intelligence
May 18, 2023
Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?
Episode 22
What I Want
May 21, 2023
A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.
Episode 23
Bob Wins This Episode
May 25, 2023
The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.
Episode 24
I'm Better
May 28, 2023
Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.
Episode 25
Listener Q&A
Jun 1, 2023
Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!
Episode 26
I Wasn't Ready
Jun 4, 2023
College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.
Episode 27
Rage
Jun 8, 2023
Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...
Episode 28
Weird
Jun 12, 2023
Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.
Episode 29
Weird (Part 2)
Jun 15, 2023
Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.
Episode 30
Weird (Part 3)
Jun 18, 2023
But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.
Episode 31
YouTubers For YouTubers
Jun 22, 2023
What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!
Episode 32
It's Mark's Birthday
Jun 25, 2023
Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.
Episode 33
Whimsical Headlines
Jun 29, 2023
This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4...
Episode 34
I Quit (Part 1)
Jul 9, 2023
The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade
Episode 35
You Ever Feel A Feel?
Jul 13, 2023
It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels.
Episode 36
Microplastics Solved Forever
Jul 16, 2023
Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet.
Episode 37
I Quit (Part 2)
Jul 20, 2023
We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward.
Episode 38
Mac Vs. PC
Jul 23, 2023
The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY.
Episode 39
Reading
Jul 27, 2023
Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.
Episode 40
Distractible Tier List
Jul 30, 2023
Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!
Episode 41
Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
Aug 3, 2023
It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...
Episode 42
Dicebreakers!
Aug 6, 2023
The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.
Episode 43
Subreddit Enemy No. 1
Aug 10, 2023
Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.
Episode 44
Feels Like Home
Aug 13, 2023
There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?
Episode 45
Why Animal There?
Aug 17, 2023
Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.
Episode 46
Doing it Wrong
Aug 20, 2023
Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.
Episode 47
Philoso-NO
Aug 24, 2023
An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?
Episode 48
Five Nights At Freddy's Tier List
Aug 27, 2023
The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.
Episode 49
Markiplier and Friends
Aug 31, 2023
Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.
Episode 50
Five Night's At Freddy's Tier List (Part 2)
Sep 3, 2023
Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"
Episode 51
Wade's Food Questions
Sep 7, 2023
In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.
Episode 52
Distractible Escape Room
Sep 10, 2023
Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?
Episode 53
Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
Sep 14, 2023
Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
Episode 54
Mark Hates The Moon
Sep 17, 2023
Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.
Episode 55
Bob's Confusing Words
Sep 21, 2023
If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!
Episode 56
Front Page News
Sep 24, 2023
Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.
Episode 57
Distractible Riddle Realm
Sep 28, 2023
Mark rips off Bob and Mandy.
Episode 58
Wade, Bob, and Friend
Oct 1, 2023
Bob and Wade punish Mark.
Episode 59
Illegal Advice
Oct 5, 2023
Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.
Episode 60
Are These Gaffes?
Oct 8, 2023
The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.
Episode 61
I Don't Know What I Expected
Oct 12, 2023
Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...
Episode 62
Worth It
Oct 15, 2023
Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.
Episode 63
Boo!
Oct 19, 2023
Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.
Episode 64
Tricks or Tropes?
Oct 22, 2023
Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...
Episode 65
King Of Horror Hill
Oct 27, 2023
From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?
Episode 66
The Pre Of Life
Oct 29, 2023
What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.
Episode 67
No Thank You
Nov 2, 2023
As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
Episode 68
Curious Conspiracy Corner
Nov 5, 2023
Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...
Episode 69
News Everyone!
Nov 9, 2023
Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.
Episode 70
Bullsh*t
Nov 12, 2023
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it.
Episode 71
Voice Me, Dammit!
Nov 16, 2023
The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.
Episode 72
Boy, I Miss That
Nov 19, 2023
Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.
Episode 73
Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
Nov 23, 2023
Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.
Episode 74
Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
Nov 26, 2023
A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.
Episode 75
Actually Nothing
Nov 30, 2023
Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.
Episode 76
Return Of The Gingerdead Man
Dec 4, 2023
Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"
Episode 77
You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
Dec 7, 2023
Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.
Episode 78
Live, Laugh, Lose
Dec 10, 2023
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).
Episode 79
"Not" "Financial" "Advice"
Dec 14, 2023
Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.
Episode 80
Evil League Of Evil
Dec 17, 2023
Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"
Episode 81
That's Stupid, Let's Do It
Dec 21, 2023
Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.
Episode 82
Confusing Christmas Words
Dec 24, 2023
Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.
Episode 83
We Hate Christmas
Dec 29, 2023
Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.
Episode 84
New Year, New Brain
Dec 31, 2023
Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.
Episode 85
We Forgot To Stretch
Jan 4, 2024
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.
Episode 86
What Distractible Stands For
Jan 7, 2024
The guys decide to put their reputations on the line.
Episode 87
Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Jan 11, 2024
Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.
Episode 88
How Do You Know?
Jan 14, 2024
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.
Episode 89
Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Jan 18, 2024
Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.
Episode 90
Wade Wins
Jan 21, 2024
You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?
Episode 91
We're Getting Older
Jan 25, 2024
Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.
Episode 92
Chess 3
Jan 28, 2024
Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!
Episode 93
Squid Game Too
Feb 1, 2024
Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.
Episode 94
I CAN FLY!
Feb 4, 2024
Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.
Episode 95
Dr.Bob's Real Boy Test
Feb 8, 2024
Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."
Episode 96
Wade Wins (Part 2)
Feb 12, 2024
All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.
Episode 97
Wade Games
Feb 16, 2024
They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”
Episode 98
The Council Of Distractible
Feb 19, 2024
Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.
Episode 99
You'll Never Believe What Happened
Feb 22, 2024
Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus.