Mark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimes
Episode 1
This Is Our Roman Empire
Feb 25, 2024
AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
Episode 2
It's Okay, We're Engineers
Feb 29, 2024
This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
Episode 3
Games Are Getting Older
Mar 3, 2024
Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
Episode 4
We Are The Main Character
Mar 7, 2024
Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
Episode 5
Tear Down These Balls
Mar 10, 2024
In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
Episode 6
Pants
Mar 15, 2024
Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope.
Episode 7
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Mar 17, 2024
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
Episode 8
Power
Mar 21, 2024
With great power, comes great Distractibility.
Episode 9
Old Is Awesome
Mar 24, 2024
It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
Episode 10
No Topic Left Beef
Mar 28, 2024
Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
Episode 11
Wrong Answers Only
Mar 31, 2024
Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
Episode 12
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Apr 4, 2024
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
Episode 13
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever
Apr 7, 2024
We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
Episode 14
Cake Or AI?
Apr 11, 2024
Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
Episode 15
Cake Or AI Too
Apr 14, 2024
Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
Episode 16
Chugging Hot Tub Water
Apr 19, 2024
Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
Episode 17
Uplifting Children's Stories
Apr 21, 2024
Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
Episode 18
The Cursed Man
Apr 25, 2024
Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it.
Episode 19
Bad Or Worse
Apr 28, 2024
What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
Episode 20
At Least 20 Questions
May 2, 2024
Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
Episode 21
20 More Questions (At Least)
May 5, 2024
Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
Episode 22
Animal Noises
May 9, 2024
Old Mark-plier had a farm. E.
Episode 23
There Is No Excuse
May 12, 2024
There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
Episode 24
It's Over, It's Done
May 16, 2024
Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
Episode 25
1000 Hour Energy
May 19, 2024
Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
Episode 26
World Wade Supremacy
May 23, 2024
THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
Episode 27
Naming 100 Women
May 26, 2024
100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell.
Episode 28
My Body Betrayed Me
May 30, 2024
Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
Episode 29
Two Truths And A Lie
Jun 2, 2024
Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
Episode 30
Shotgun Roulette
Jun 6, 2024
So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
Episode 31
The Inaugural Boat Episode
Jun 9, 2024
Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
Episode 32
We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
Jun 13, 2024
Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
Episode 33
The Room Where It Happened
Jun 17, 2024
The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
Episode 34
We Might Have Started The Fire
Jun 21, 2024
Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
Episode 35
20 Easy Questions
Jun 23, 2024
Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
Episode 36
It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
Jun 27, 2024
Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
Episode 37
Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
Jun 30, 2024
The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
Episode 38
Saving You Money
Jul 4, 2024
Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
Episode 39
The Dumb Of Humanity
Jul 7, 2024
I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid.
Episode 40
Sorry For My Singing
Jul 11, 2024
Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
Episode 41
Red 40, Set Hut!
Jul 14, 2024
Red red dye, goes to Mark's head.
Episode 42
A Special Message For Our Listeners
Jul 19, 2024
Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
Episode 43
Glauber Salt
Jul 21, 2024
This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
Episode 44
Theater Of The Mind
Jul 25, 2024
The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma...
Episode 45
Tongue Twisters
Jul 28, 2024
Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions.
Episode 46
Worm Love
Aug 1, 2024
Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm?
Episode 47
The Last Great Debate
Aug 4, 2024
Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
Episode 48
Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
Aug 8, 2024
Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
Episode 49
Big Or Small (Part 2)
Aug 11, 2024
The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
Episode 50
Get More Stupider
Aug 15, 2024
Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
Episode 51
On Success
Aug 18, 2024
Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
Episode 52
The Dumb Of Introverts
Aug 22, 2024
Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
Episode 53
Mark's Secret Words
Aug 25, 2024
Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
Episode 54
We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
Aug 29, 2024
(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
Episode 55
Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Sep 1, 2024
Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
Episode 56
Bob's Secret Words
Sep 6, 2024
Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
Episode 57
Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
Sep 8, 2024
After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
Episode 58
Talent
Sep 12, 2024
Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
Episode 59
WikiHow About Now?
Sep 15, 2024
Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
Episode 60
Nah, I'd Win
Sep 19, 2024
It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
Episode 61
The Episode You Can Taste
Sep 23, 2024
This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
Episode 62
All Nighters
Sep 26, 2024
We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night.
Episode 63
The Most Cursed Moments
Sep 29, 2024
With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
Episode 64
What Song Do You See?
Oct 4, 2024
Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
Episode 65
Try New Things
Oct 6, 2024
The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
Episode 66
Get More Stupider (Part 2)
Oct 10, 2024
"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!"
Episode 67
Parlor Games
Oct 14, 2024
It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
Episode 68
QUITTER!
Oct 17, 2024
You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head.
Episode 69
Two Sentence Horror Stories
Oct 20, 2024
Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
Episode 70
More Villain Awards
Oct 25, 2024
Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
Episode 71
Never Hug Your Teacher
Oct 27, 2024
Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
Episode 72
Definitely Real Things
Oct 31, 2024
The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
Episode 73
Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Nov 3, 2024
Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
Episode 74
Edutainment!
Nov 7, 2024
Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
Episode 75
Get Mad Libs
Nov 10, 2024
Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
Episode 76
Wade Is Sopping
Nov 14, 2024
Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement.
Episode 77
The Election Episode
Nov 17, 2024
Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
Episode 78
Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Nov 21, 2024
Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
Episode 79
Florida or No Florida?
Nov 24, 2024
Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
Episode 80
Wade For President
Nov 28, 2024
Together, we can Make America Wade Again!
Episode 81
Top 10 Things
Dec 1, 2024
Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
Episode 82
Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
Dec 5, 2024
There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
Episode 83
The Cost Is Correct
Dec 8, 2024
If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
Episode 84
Mark of Theseus
Dec 13, 2024
Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus?
Episode 85
What's Wrong With Video Games?
Dec 16, 2024
Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
Episode 86
[Insert Topic Here]
Dec 19, 2024
[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
Episode 87
Merry Christmas, Bob!
Dec 22, 2024
Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
Episode 88
New Year, Old Us
Dec 26, 2024
Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
Episode 89
Does Order Matters?
Dec 30, 2024
New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
Episode 90
Time and Stuff
Jan 3, 2025
It's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
Episode 91
The Distractible Paradox
Jan 5, 2025
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
Episode 92
Where Am I?!
Jan 9, 2025
Pilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
Episode 93
Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Jan 19, 2025
As the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
Episode 94
There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Jan 23, 2025
Better keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
Episode 95
Order Matters Too
Jan 26, 2025
Welcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
Episode 96
More Broken News
Jan 30, 2025
Wade gets himself canceled.
Episode 97
Big Dog Energy
Feb 3, 2025
No animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
Episode 98
Acronyms, But Better
Feb 6, 2025
Dudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
Episode 99
WordPad Broke
Feb 9, 2025
All of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
Episode 100
Mark Prepared For This
Feb 13, 2025
Cloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
Episode 101
The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
Feb 16, 2025
The three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."