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Puppets Who Kill

Season 1 · 14 episodes · Oct 4, 2002

  1. Episode 1

    Pilot

    Oct 4, 2002

  2. Episode 2

    Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

    Oct 11, 2002

    When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

  3. Episode 3

    Cuddles Goes To Jail

    Oct 18, 2002

    Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

  4. Episode 4

    Buttons Goes To Court

    Oct 25, 2002

    Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

  5. Episode 5

    Bill's Brain

    Oct 31, 2002

    Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

  6. Episode 6

    The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

    Nov 8, 2002

    Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

  7. Episode 7

    Rocko's Telethon

    Nov 15, 2002

    Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

  8. Episode 8

    Cuddles The Safety Mascot

    Nov 22, 2002

    Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

  9. Episode 9

    Dan's Crush

    Nov 29, 2002

  10. Episode 10

    Dan The Greeter

    Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

  11. Episode 11

    Cuddles Gets Laid

    Dec 13, 2002

    Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

  12. Episode 12

    Dan's Umbrella

    Dec 20, 2002

    Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

  13. Episode 13

    Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

    Dec 27, 2002

  14. Episode 14

    The Payback

    Jan 3, 2003