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Beetle Bailey

Season 1 · 50 episodes · May 19, 1962

  1. Episode 1

    Home Sweet Swampy

    May 19, 1962

    Beetle and Sarge win ten-day leaves. But Sgt. Snorkle can't bear being away from Camp Swampy.

  2. Episode 2

    Hero's Reward

    May 19, 1962

    The army is playing war games and Beetle is picked to run messages between the regiments. Failing miserably, he manages to get everyone captured except Zero and himself.

  3. Episode 3

    Et Tu Otto

    Jun 19, 1962

    Sgt. Snorkle gets advice from the camp chaplain as how to get along better with his men. The chaplain tells him to be nicer and take an interest in their hobbies and help them with their work. The platoon thinks that Sgt. Snorkle has lost his mind and attack him to return him to his old self.

  4. Episode 4

    Psychological Testing

    Jun 26, 1962

    Van Bellingham Cartwright Forbes arrives at Camp Swampy to take on the best men for the new psychological test. Beetle and Snorkle are picked.

  5. Episode 5

    A Tree is a Tree is a Tree?

    Oct 19, 1962

    Sgt. Snorkle wants to make Camp Swampy look better so he sends away for a Japanese leechee tree. Zero is put in charge of planting it. He accidentally kills it and desperately needs a replacement before Sgt. Snorkle gets back.

  6. Episode 6

    Beetle's High Horps

    Sep 15, 1963

    To bring Camp Swampy to the attention of The Pentagon, Gen. Halftrack decides to put a man on the moon. And Beetle Bailey is chosen to volunteer.

  7. Episode 7

    Labor Shortage

    Oct 6, 1963

    Sgt. Snorkle assigns everyone to KP duty so they get even by making his chili extra hot.

  8. Episode 8

    Don't Fiddle with the Brass

    Oct 20, 1963

    Sgt. Snorkle's platoon is selected to play a concert for a group of visiting officers. Unfortunately nobody in the platoon can play an instrument. They decide to play a record and just pretend to play. Will their plan work or will it backfire?

  9. Episode 9

    The Sergeant's Master

    Oct 27, 1963

    A mistaken order from the Pentagon promotes the Sarge's dog, Otto, to the rank of lieutenant.

  10. Episode 10

    The Bull of the Ball

    Nov 3, 1963

    Bunny breaks her date with Beetle so she can go out with a dashing playboy in his Italian sports car. Cosmo advises Beetle to follow them to a masquerade ball. In a hastily thrown together costume, he puts a mounted stag's head on and an impromptu bull fight ensues on the dance floor.

  11. Episode 11

    60-Count 'em-60!

    Nov 10, 1963

    A company of WACS is stationed at Camp Swampy. Sarge tries his hardest to get them to leave.

  12. Episode 12

    Grab Your Socks

    Nov 17, 1963

    Sarge's nightmares keep everyone awake before a super-important morning inspection.

  13. Episode 13

    The Blue Ribbon

    Nov 24, 1963

    Sarge wants to enter Otto in the dog show. But only dogs of breeding are eligible.

  14. Episode 14

    Go Yeast, Young Man

    Dec 1, 1963

    Beetle Bailey and Zero provide an unwelcome contribution to Sgt. Snorkle's birthday celebration for Gen. Halftrack by baking a cake and adding a tremendous amount of yeast.

  15. Episode 15

    We Love You, Sergeant Snorkle

    Dec 8, 1963

    To prevent Sgt. Snorkle from being transferred, Cosmo tries to get him broken to private...by hypnosis.

  16. Episode 16

    Is This Drip Necessary

    Dec 15, 1963

    The plumbing in Gen. Halftrack's house goes haywire when Beetle takes charge.

  17. Episode 17

    A Christmas Tale

    Dec 22, 1963

    It's Christmas Eve, and Sgt. Snorkle dreams of "The Night Before Christmas"...with Gen. Halftrack and Pvt. Bailey as the stars.

  18. Episode 18

    For Officers Only

    Dec 29, 1963

    Beetle and his pals want to go to the big dance. But it's for officers only, and Sarge is determined it'll stay that way.

  19. Episode 19

    Bye Bye Young Lovers

    Jan 5, 1964

    Beetle tries to elope with Bunny, but makes the mistake of letting Zero supply the getaway vehicle, Officer Clancy's horse.

  20. Episode 20

    A Pass Is a Pass Is a Pass

    Jan 12, 1964

    It's the big football game between the Camp Swampy Swamprats and the Military Police Giants. With the MP's leading 167 to 0 and one minute to go, Beetle volunteers to make at least one score for Swampy in exchange for a weekend pass.

  21. Episode 21

    Leap No More My Lady

    Jan 19, 1964

    The General is receiving a visit from an old friend and his lady, but no one is aware of who the lady is.

  22. Episode 22

    Tatoo-Tootsie Goodbye

    Jan 26, 1964

    Beetle has to outdo Seymour Seymour, a well tattooed sailor who's got an eye for Bunny.

  23. Episode 23

    Welsh Rabbit

    Feb 2, 1964

    Beetle and Zero wage war on a rabbit entrenched in the General's garden. They use bazookas and decoy carrots to out, maneuver the animal.

  24. Episode 24

    Cosmo's Naught

    Feb 9, 1964

    Beetle, Zero and Cosmo take a fifty mile hike as part of the physical fitness program. Cosmo bets he can beat them to their destination.

  25. Episode 25

    Camp Invisible

    Feb 16, 1964

    While cleaning up for the big inspection, Zero grabs the wrong can of paint, special "invisible paint". As he works, Camp Swampy disappears.

  26. Episode 26

    'V' for Visitors

    Feb 23, 1964

    It's visitors day at Camp Swampy and Bunny's dad is visiting the camp.

  27. Episode 27

    Shutterbugged

    Mar 1, 1964

    Beetle needs money for his two-week furlough. Cosmo suggests he enter a photo contest using Zero as a model in parachute shots.

  28. Episode 28

    Little Pooch Lost

    Mar 8, 1964

    Beetle and his buddies ruin Gen. Halftrack's dedication speech at the new missile site...when they try to find the Sarge's missing dog Otto.

  29. Episode 29

    Halftrack's Navy

    Mar 15, 1964

    Snorkle's platoon is taught underwater demolition. They are to clear away all obstructions from the harbor so Admiral Bilgewater can bring his ship in for an inspection visit.

  30. Episode 30

    Don't Give Up the Swamp

    Mar 22, 1964

    The Navy is set to take over Camp Swampy...if the swamp is deep enough for a ship. Beetle's platoon has to make sure it isn't.

  31. Episode 31

    Hoss Laffs

    Mar 29, 1964

    Sarge picks Zero and Beetle to help him deliver the statue of General Ruff Rider to the big unveiling. But the ride to Swampy is a little too rough for the Ruff Rider.

  32. Episode 32

    The Red Carpet Treatment

    Apr 5, 1964

    Cosmo will provide all the trimmings for Bunny's birthday, chauffeured car, dinner, a show...for $20. Somehow he winds up with a profit of over $19.

  33. Episode 33

    Lucky Beetle

    Apr 12, 1964

    Beetle buys a good-luck magnet to help him through Friday the 13th. The magnet practically wrecks Camp Swampy.

  34. Episode 34

    Sweet Sunday

    Apr 19, 1964

    What starts as a pleasant Sunday drive for Beetle, Otto, Bunny, and Bunny's father turns into chaos involving littering, a speeding ticket, and an unexpected--and interrupted--marriage ceremony for Beetle and Bunny by a rural judge.

  35. Episode 35

    Operation Butler

    Apr 26, 1964

    Beetle goes on a quiz show and wins a butler for a day. His man is busy serving him when Gen. Halftrack brings a visiting senator to the barracks.

  36. Episode 36

    Bridge on the River 'Y'

    May 3, 1964

    During war games, Beetle and his buddies are sent to blow up the bridge on the River Y...leaving Zero at headquarters with the remote control of the dynamite.

  37. Episode 37

    The Secret Weapon

    May 10, 1964

    Camp Swampy receives a new secret weapon, but it looks a lot like the new organ intended for the post choir.

  38. Episode 38

    The Diet

    May 17, 1964

    Sgt. Snorkle puts on so much weight, he forces himself to diet...and he insists everyone do the same. The men resort to night maneuvers to get dinner.

  39. Episode 39

    The Heir

    May 24, 1964

    Beetle is sole heir to a ten million dollar estate, and Cosmo shows him how to spend the money.

  40. Episode 40

    Breaking the Leash

    May 31, 1964

    Beetle and his pals are assigned to train the ferocious new Army dogs. To gain their confidence, they don dog costumes and get into the cage with them.

  41. Episode 41

    The Spy

    Jun 7, 1964

    Somebody stole Camp Swampy's "top secret". The offender will be shot.

  42. Episode 42

    The Jinx

    Jun 14, 1964

    When Beetle and his friends read a fortune cookie message saying to beware of beetles because they bring bad luck, his friends immediately jump to the conclusion that Beetle himself will be a jinx to them.

  43. Episode 43

    Courage Encourager

    Jun 21, 1964

    Gen. Halftrack buys a new machine that makes the timid brave. Beetle tries it and starts giving the general orders.

  44. Episode 44

    Sgt. Snorkle's Longest Day

    Jun 28, 1964

    They try to sneak through the barbed wire, then a mine field. Sgt. Snorkle is getting so fat, he blows up like a balloon and takes off.

  45. Episode 45

    Everything's Ducky

    Jul 5, 1964

    Sen. Trombone visits Camp Swampy and orders his favorite meal, duck. But the only duck in camp is Gen. Halftrack's pet.

  46. Episode 46

    The Play's the Thing

    Jul 12, 1964

    Beetle plays a big love scene with sultry actress, Za Za Vavoom...and wrecks the set.

  47. Episode 47

    Geronimo

    Jul 19, 1964

    Gen. Halftracks has only a few days to train one of his platoons to parachute from 20 thousand feet.

  48. Episode 48

    Son of a Gun of a Gun

    Jul 26, 1964

    The Camp Swampy ceremonial breaks loose, rolls into Gen. Halftrack's office with Beetle and Cosmo hanging on.

  49. Episode 49

    Zero's Dizzy Double Date

    Aug 2, 1964

    Killer pulls a costume switch on Zero so he can get his date at the masquerade ball. But Beetle gives Zero a hand with some tricks of his own.

  50. Episode 50

    Dr. Jekyl and Beetle Bailey

    Aug 9, 1964

    Beetle takes an overdose of an experimental pep pill. His new found strength almost ruins Sgt. Snorkle and Camp Swampy.