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The New Dick Van Dyke Show

Season 2 · 24 episodes · Sep 17, 1972

  1. Episode 1

    The Former Mr. Preston

    Sep 17, 1972

  2. Episode 2

    The Needle

    Sep 24, 1972

    While preparing for his cousin's wedding Dick accidentally sits on a sewing needle. Extracted in a vehicle on the way to the marriage site the result leads to Dick subbing for the matron of honor.

  3. Episode 3

    The Great Prestoni

    Oct 1, 1972

  4. Episode 4

    Sobriety Test

    Oct 8, 1972

  5. Episode 5

    Bernie's House

    Oct 15, 1972

    Bernie and Carol Davis are looking to buy a new home and learn the house next to the Prestons is for sale. Dick and Jenny like their friends but don't necessarily want them as neighbors so they try to secretly sabotage the sale.

  6. Episode 6

    Headaches

    Oct 22, 1972

  7. Episode 7

    The Game

    Nov 5, 1972

    Bernie thinks he has come up with an exciting new game show. But when the film a test episode a number of problems surface.

  8. Episode 8

    Who Do You Want to Be?

    Nov 12, 1972

  9. Episode 9

    Chef Mike

    Nov 19, 1972

    Mike does so well as a guest chef on the local cooking show that she's given permanent hosting duty. However, her cooking abilities are much more limited than she's led the show runner to believe.

  10. Episode 10

    Ashes and Urns

    Nov 26, 1972

    Dick's mother brings her father's ashes over to the house so they can scatter them according to his wishes. But somehow during the night, the ashes disappear

  11. Episode 11

    Old Dick and Jenny

    Dec 3, 1972

    Dick and Jenny start to feel old when they think of their child growing up. The Prestons worry increases when they realize many couples in their age group are divorcing.

  12. Episode 12

    Big Time Baby

    Dec 10, 1972

  13. Episode 13

    Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal

    Dec 17, 1972

    Dick is making a breakfast cereal commercial and they are having trouble casting someone to play his child. But when his own daughter Annie auditions her dad doesn't want to be accused of favoritism.

  14. Episode 14

    The Jailbird

    Dec 24, 1972

    On his way home on Christmas Day, Dick gets caught speeding and doesn't have enough money to get out of jail. When he calls Bernie to bail him out, he too gets a speeding ticket.

  15. Episode 15

    Dick and the Baby

    Jan 7, 1973

    Dick is left in charge of the baby while Jenny and Annie are out of town, but then forgets Chrissy at the grocery store.

  16. Episode 16

    My Friend, the Public Enemy: Part 1

    Jan 14, 1973

  17. Episode 17

    My Friend, The Public Enemy: Part 2

    Jan 21, 1973

  18. Episode 18

    Pot Luck

    Jan 28, 1973

    Dick's mother mistakes marijuana cigarettes for her legal ones.

  19. Episode 19

    The 10th Honeymoon

    Feb 4, 1973

    Every time Dick and Jenny try to take a second honeymoon, Dick suffers some kind of injury and they can't go. So when he pulls a muscle right before they are leaving for a week in paradise, he decides not to tell Jenny.

  20. Episode 20

    Will Baby Make Three?

    Feb 18, 1973

    Bernie and Carol are excited when an adoption agency calls about an interview. But Carol takes some pills to help her with anxiety before the meeting.

  21. Episode 21

    The Power Of The Bleep

    Feb 25, 1973

    Dick, upset about censorship on his show, goes on a over the top on air tirade.

  22. Episode 22

    You Gotta Have Class

    Mar 4, 1973

  23. Episode 23

    Big Brother Is Watching You

    Mar 18, 1973

    When Dick's brother arrives with a new lady, Bernie recognizes her as a nude dancer.

  24. Episode 24

    Guess Who's Coming To Seder

    Mar 25, 1973