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The New Dick Van Dyke Show

Season 3 · 24 episodes · Sep 10, 1973

  1. Episode 1

    Those Who Care

    Sep 10, 1973

  2. Episode 2

    Dennis Takes a Wife

    Sep 17, 1973

    Dennis is quite taken with a photo seen at Dick and Jenny's house, one of an attractive guest of theirs. Dennis is positive they are meant to be together and proceeds to act foolishly.

  3. Episode 3

    One of the Boys

    Sep 24, 1973

    Dick takes stock of his life and concludes he doesn't have enough male time. Dick decides to join the guys for their weekly poker game but winning and losing amongst friends leads to hard feelings.

  4. Episode 4

    Dick in Deutsch

    Oct 1, 1973

    Dick receives the unpleasant news that he's wanted for a legal matter in Germany. In flashback, Dick explains to his friends how a free trip to Europe took an unexpected direction, landing him in trouble.

  5. Episode 5

    Mrs. Ferguson

    Oct 8, 1973

    A fan of Dick's character has a difficult time distinguishing between his actual life and his television one.

  6. Episode 6

    I'll Cry Today

    Oct 15, 1973

    Dick reschedules a dentist appointment to babysit so Jenny can go on a job interview.

  7. Episode 7

    The Young Surgeons

    Oct 22, 1973

    Dick recalls the time he had a small role on Medical Center, in which he played a doctor, and how bad he was in it.

  8. Episode 8

    She Kisses Like a Dead Mackerel

    Oct 29, 1973

    A columnist reports that temperamental actress Margot Brighton has less than ideal kissing skills. Margot decides Dick and Jenny are responsible for the information and they feel her wrath.

  9. Episode 9

    Preston al Naturale

    Nov 12, 1973

    An Italian director meets Dick and thinks he would be perfect as the lead in his film. Dick is excited about the possibility until the script reveals he'll have a nude scene with a beautiful actress.

  10. Episode 10

    Turning Pro

    Nov 19, 1973

    Lucas visits his parents and has some interesting plans: he's leaving school to become a professional bowler.

  11. Episode 11

    Exit Laughing

    Nov 26, 1973

    Dick's favorite uncle, the black sheep of the family, drops in for an unexpected visit and unexpectedly drops dead. Twice. Dick arranges the "fun funeral" his uncle requested.

  12. Episode 12

    What Your Best Friend Doesn't Know

    Dec 3, 1973

    Dick's old friend can't memorize his lines.

  13. Episode 13

    Mr. Dazzle

    Dec 17, 1973

    Dick has a chance to do a commercial that pays well and could lead to other jobs, but it's a cheesy ad for a toilet bowl cleaner.

  14. Episode 14

    He Who Steals My Friends

    Dec 31, 1973

    Dick and Jenny are happy to introduce their new friends the Eliots to neighbors the Richardsons. But the Prestons become much less glad when it appears the other couples are socializing without Dick and Jenny.

  15. Episode 15

    The Back Break Kid

    Jan 7, 1974

    Dick hurts his back doing a stunt with a young actor Tash who is trying to prove how virile he is.

  16. Episode 16

    Balzac, Come Home

    Jan 14, 1974

    The Prestons babysit, then lose, Margot's spoiled dog.

  17. Episode 17

    The Hickey

    Jan 21, 1974

    Dennis' girlfriend, Pamela, is being written out of the show and, as a parting gift, leaves all the men with hickeys. Pamela is also friendly with Tash, so Dick and Max suspect they are romantically involved.

  18. Episode 18

    House Guests

    Jan 28, 1974

    Company comes and stays and stays and stays, and tempers start to flare.

  19. Episode 19

    The Pregnancy

    Feb 11, 1974

    When Jenny thinks she might be pregnant, Dick has a dream that he and the guys at work are the ones expecting.

  20. Episode 20

    Man of Medicine

    Feb 18, 1974

    Dick quits his job when a shady producer promises him the lead in a show that hasn't been sold yet.

  21. Episode 21

    Commercial Housewives

    Feb 25, 1974

    TV commercial producer Herbie Vincent overhears Jenny and Connie rave about a product. He asks the two friends to repeat the endorsement for a television commercial he's creating.

  22. Episode 22

    A Fake Matisse Is Better Than a Real Anzelowitz

    Mar 4, 1974

    After learning what they believed to be a valuable is a fake Dick and his wife become suspicious when they are offered a considerable amount of money for the art.

  23. Episode 23

    We Met at Mama Lombardi's

    Mar 11, 1974

    This flashback episode tells the story of how Dick and Jenny met and how they almost ended up hating one another.

  24. Episode 24

    Lt. Preston of the 4th Cavalry

    Mar 18, 1974

    Annie accidentally walks in on her parents while they are making love.