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The Cyanide & Happiness Show

Season 3 · 10 episodes · Feb 2, 2017

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    Episode 1

    Now That's What I Call Pain

    Feb 2, 2017

    Ultrasoldier is back and he's more ultra than ever. Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm - a pain-storm, that is.

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    Episode 2

    Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time

    Feb 2, 2017

    A mysterious number in a truck stop bathroom leads a scientist and a billionaire to the ends of the universe and back. Two online video pranksters explore the outer limits of embarrassment.

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    Episode 3

    Now That's What I Call a Story.

    Feb 2, 2017

    Cory just wants to play video games. Cory's dad just wants him to clean the damn attic. Cory is mad lad. Dad is a tad sad. Lunk is rad, The Goblin Army is armor clad and fantastic adventures are ready to be had until things go bad.

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    Episode 4

    Now That's What I Call Spooky

    Feb 2, 2017

    Turnbuckle terror taunts a troubled twosome as translucent, trophy-seeking toughs tussle off the top rope in a tournament of tortured-soul tenacity. Also, there's a haunted house.

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    Episode 5

    Now That's When I Call These Guys

    Feb 2, 2017

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    Episode 6

    Now That's What I Call The News

    May 31, 2017

    Tonight's Top Story: Chip Chapley cheerfully chugs along at NVM News, while an alienated Abbie Babble attempts to address PainTech's plotting ploys to profiteer from people's pain.

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    Episode 7

    Now That's What I Call A Musical

    May 31, 2017

    The Lord gets on board with a smorgasbord of chords, but Satan is waiting to hasten his fall from grace and complicating God's plan for concentrating on creating by baiting him into dating and mating.

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    Episode 8

    Now That's What I Call Depressing

    May 31, 2017

    This story is very, very sad. Please do not watch it.

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    Episode 9

    Now That's When I Call Those Guys

    May 31, 2017

    You plan a break in, you do a break out, you go and join your buddies in the super hero house. An unhappy Abby Babble starts to scream and shout. Find out what it's all about.

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    Episode 10

    Now That's That

    May 31, 2017

    A lonely milf is double-teamed by a naughty professor and a bad boy who's into pain. Hot asses, gaping holes and piles of sweaty bodies go wild, leading up to this season's explosive money shot.