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Rita Rocks

Season 1 · 20 episodes · Oct 20, 2008

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    Episode 1

    Pilot

    Oct 20, 2008

    After Rita gets passed up for a promotion at work, she starts to question who she is and starts a garage band to capture the spirit of her younger days.

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    Episode 2

    Lies, Lies, Lies, Yeah-ah

    Oct 21, 2008

    Rita skips out on Shannon's karate lesson to jam with the band and lies to Shannon about it. When Hallie exposes the truth, Rita tries to make it up to Shannon by buying her a dog. Meanwhile, Kip is determined to stay in the band against Hallie's wishes.

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    Episode 3

    You Gotta Have Friends

    Oct 22, 2008

    Rita tries to help out Patty with her love life, but with no avail. Elsewhere, Rita and Jay become angry when Hallie and Kip plan to get tattoos.

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    Episode 4

    Flirting With Disaster

    Oct 23, 2008

    Jay gets jealous when Rita and Patty take a trip to the guitar shop and meet two young musicians who invite them to watch their band perform.

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    Episode 5

    Mother's Little Helper

    Oct 24, 2008

    When the sitter cancels, Rita and Jay worry they will have to cancel their plans for a weekend-getaway. Rita leaves Hallie in charge of the house while she and Jay are away, but sets up a surveillance camera system first.

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    Episode 6

    Nobody Does It Better

    Oct 28, 2008

    After Jay makes a surprise dinner that gets rave reviews from the kids, Rita starts to feel unappreciated.

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    Episode 7

    Take This Job and Shove It

    Nov 11, 2008

    Rita and Jay's money lessons fail to capture Hallie's attention once she gains a job herself. Hallie doesn't see any need to go to college until she observes how Rita's job affects her life.

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    Episode 8

    The Crying Game

    Nov 18, 2008

    Jay's friends make fun of him after Rita reveals his soft side. Shannon gets the help of Kip and Hallie on her school film project.

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    Episode 9

    Under Pressure

    Nov 25, 2008

    Hallie considers having sex with Kip after her friends constantly pressure her into doing so. When Rita finds out, she tries to advise Hallie in the right direction. Shannon invites Jay to Career Day at her school.

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    Episode 10

    Got No Time

    Dec 2, 2008

    When Rita is called for jury duty and Jay, after much of Rita's nagging, joins a committee that turns out to be just an excuse for dads to watch sports, they enjoy how relaxing their new responsibilities are and realize they need to make free time a priority. Much to Rita's dismay, Hallie and Kip become vegetarians.

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    Episode 11

    Love On The Rocks

    Dec 9, 2008

    When Owen spends more time practicing with the band than searching for a job, his wife kicks him out of the house. Rita and Jay invite him to stay at their house for a while, and Owen gets a peek at a different side of his band mate that he doesn't expect.

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    Episode 12

    I Write the Songs

    Dec 16, 2008

    Hearing that Kip is performing with another band comes as a relief to Rita and Patty, who thought that he was cheating on Hallie. When Rita hears the songs the new band writes, it ignites a fire in her and she tries to write some tunes of her own. She has a hard time, but finds inspiration through Jay when he reminds her of letters she once wrote to him.

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    Episode 13

    The Girl Is Mine

    Jan 5, 2009

    When Rita comes down with a cold, Patty helps out around the house. But when Patty starts forming a special bond with Shannon, Rita gets jealous. Kip and Jay become closer after they have a video-game rivalry.

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    Old Friends

    Jan 12, 2009

    Rita and a former band mate, whom she holds a grudge against, are reunited via Facebook. Also on Facebook, Hallie and Kip compete to see who can make the most friends

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    Episode 15

    It's My Party

    Jan 19, 2009

    Hallie loses her parent's trust when she sneaks out of the house to a college party. Rita is not sure how to respond to Patty's request to let her personal trainer join the band, and Rita and Jay are convinced by Shannon to host a birthday party for their dog.

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    Episode 16

    I Can't Make You Love Me

    Jan 26, 2009

    After discovering that Jay's aunt doesn't like her, Rita sets out to make a good impression when she visits.

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    Episode 17

    Get Off Off Of My Cloud

    Feb 2, 2009

    Rita and Jay have dinner with Jay's new client Sam, who reveals his secret desire of having a garage band. When Rita tells him that she has a band with her friends, he invites them to play at the company's annual party. Shannon finds a way to get Hallie to do all of her chores and make a profit off of her too.

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    Episode 18

    Killer Queen

    Feb 9, 2009

    After Rita finds out someone has been bullying Shannon at school, she competes with the bully's mother at a school fund-raiser. Hallie buys a used car that makes Jay reminisce about the old days.

  19. Episode 19

    What's Love Got To Do With It

    Feb 16, 2009

    Rita and Jay both plan special Valentine's Day celebrations, in the hopes that there is still some spark left in their relationship.

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    Episode 20

    We Can Work It Out

    Feb 23, 2009

    Rita gets a promotion at work and makes the tough decision that she will have to quit the band to keep up with her hectic schedule. But when Jay and the girls start noticing that Rita isn't the same without her music, they try to get her to prioritize.