Episode 1
Kiry Shabazz - "Home Alone" Is a Survival Guide
Feb 26, 2019
Kiry Shabazz doesn't understand why people laugh at "Home Alone," defends de facto lunch table segregation and recalls accidentally getting into a debate about Donald Trump.
Episode 2
Caleb Synan - When Your Dad Sends You the Eggplant Emoji
Mar 5, 2019
Caleb Synan shares a suggestive text he got from his father, doubts his parents' ability to trick God and argues that "shaking off" after peeing does nothing.
Episode 3
Vanessa Gonzalez - In the Market for an Engagement Tooth
Mar 12, 2019
Vanessa Gonzalez names gifts she'd want more than an engagement ring and swears that she's fine with her boyfriend texting his female friends.
Episode 4
Ron Taylor - Tinder Isn't for Making Friends
Mar 19, 2019
Ron Taylor rails against racist dress codes, questions women who use Tinder to make friends and wonders what good his public school education did for him.
Episode 5
Brendan Scannell - Every 11-Year-Old Is Now a Drag Queen
Mar 26, 2019
Brendan Scannell brags that he knew about Mike Pence before everyone else and wonders why all the fourth graders who follow him on Instagram keep saying, "Slay, kween."
Episode 6
Gavin Matts - Should Everyone Die at 40?
Apr 2, 2019
Gavin Matts thinks that people shouldn't live past the age of 40 and recalls how uncomfortable he felt making out with his girlfriend while she used a sex toy.
Episode 7
Paige Weldon - Knowing the Difference Between Flirting and Customer Service
Apr 9, 2019
Paige Weldon explains her trouble distinguishing flirting from good customer service and wonders why men don't have hand towels.
Episode 8
Patti Harrison - Performing a Song for Dua Lipa
Apr 16, 2019
Patti Harrison performs a controversial song she wrote that was rejected by Dua Lipa's team.
Episode 9
Dave Ross - Buying a Bucket of Gas Station Chicken
Apr 23, 2019
Dave Ross recalls buying a bucket of fried chicken from a Florida gas station and then fending off someone who tried to steal it.
Episode 10
Chase Bernstein - She's Not So Great with Clocks
Apr 30, 2019
Chase Bernstein confesses she has trouble using analog clocks to tell time and vents her frustration about people who freeze bread.
Episode 11
Jordan Temple - Is Oprah Evil?
May 7, 2019
Jordan Temple dismisses people who get into fights on Facebook and recalls how Oprah turned him on to Frank Sinatra.
Episode 12
Danny Jolles - The Rock Is the Greatest Actor Alive
May 14, 2019
Danny Jolles defends his love of pro wrestling, insists The Rock is a great actor and talks about the first time he got roasted.
Episode 13
Biniam Bizuneh - An Antidepressant Ad for Black People
May 21, 2019
Biniam Bizuneh recalls his family's unique takes on American traditions and shares his idea for an antidepressant ad geared toward a Black audience.
Episode 14
Babs Gray - Lying Is a Great Way to Boost Self-Esteem
May 28, 2019
Babs Gray suggests lying to baristas about your profession to boost your self-esteem and explains what it would take for her to start contouring.
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